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In addition to my wanting to create a fun and memorable tool to
help the British public get to know their Members of Parliament, I
thought it would be an interesting opportunity to hold the first
ever parliamentary beauty contest and find out once and for all
which MPs and Parties have the most sex-appeal. Although I fully
expect this to offend some people, this was never my intention and
I hope you will see the funny side.
Enjoy, Francis Boulle With special thanks to Sophie Stratford, Stephanie O'Connor, Gabby Pink Mixed Male Female
Which MP would you rather have sex with? www.sexymp.co.uk |
| Caroline Flint | Nicola Blackwood | |
| Labour | Conservative | |
| Don Valley | Oxford West and Abingdon |
Results
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#1 Sarah Teather Liberal Democrat Brent Central Score: 1720 Won: 44695 Lost: 28682 |
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#2 Eilidh Whiteford Scottish National Party Banff and Buchan Score: 1649 Won: 41147 Lost: 24051 |
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#3 Theresa May Conservative Maidenhead Score: 1849 Won: 27475 Lost: 24310 |
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#4 Angela Watkinson Conservative Hornchurch and Upminster Score: 1899 Won: 25951 Lost: 24446 |
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#5 Margot James Conservative Stourbridge Score: 1852 Won: 26359 Lost: 24025 |
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#6 Anne Marie Morris Conservative Newton Abbot Score: 1834 Won: 26005 Lost: 23446 |
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#7 Cheryl Gillan Conservative Chesham and Amersham Score: 1902 Won: 24451 Lost: 24138 |
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#8 Jessica Lee Conservative Erewash Score: 1890 Won: 25025 Lost: 24445 |
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#9 Anna Soubry Conservative Broxtowe Score: 1514 Won: 34788 Lost: 22147 |
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#10 Caroline Nokes Conservative Romsey and Southampton North Score: 1444 Won: 37669 Lost: 21959 |
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#11 Helen Grant Conservative Maidstone and The Weald Score: 1635 Won: 28782 Lost: 23450 |
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#12 Tessa Munt Liberal Democrat Wells Score: 1659 Won: 27757 Lost: 23345 |
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#13 Natascha Engel Labour North East Derbyshire Score: 1664 Won: 26894 Lost: 22891 |
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#14 Penny Mordaunt Conservative Portsmouth North Score: 1399 Won: 42436 Lost: 23578 |
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#15 Priti Patel Conservative Witham Score: 1471 Won: 35962 Lost: 23280 |
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#16 Theresa Villiers Conservative Chipping Barnet Score: 1471 Won: 36001 Lost: 23275 |
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#17 Sylvia Hermon Independent North Down Score: 1555 Won: 29730 Lost: 22130 |
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#18 Rebecca Harris Conservative Castle Point Score: 1424 Won: 39167 Lost: 23596 |
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#19 Caroline Dinenage Conservative Gosport Score: 1480 Won: 34668 Lost: 23116 |
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#20 Sarah Wollaston Conservative Totnes Score: 1432 Won: 35012 Lost: 21659 |
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#21 Nicola Blackwood Conservative Oxford West and Abingdon Score: 1423 Won: 38630 Lost: 23565 |
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#22 Claire Perry Conservative Devizes Score: 1417 Won: 38891 Lost: 23707 |
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#23 Charlotte Leslie Conservative Bristol North West Score: 1372 Won: 45319 Lost: 25476 |
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#24 Esther Mcvey Conservative Wirral West Score: 1405 Won: 39110 Lost: 23559 |
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#25 Elizabeth Truss Conservative South West Norfolk Score: 1477 Won: 36038 Lost: 24887 |
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#26 Jackie Doyle-Price Conservative Thurrock Score: 1722 Won: 24424 Lost: 23725 |
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#27 Anne Maine Conservative St Albans Score: 1503 Won: 31305 Lost: 22745 |
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#28 Nadine Dorries Conservative Mid Bedfordshire Score: 1479 Won: 33451 Lost: 23480 |
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#29 Justine Greening Conservative Putney Score: 1542 Won: 31162 Lost: 24559 |
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#30 Amber Rudd Conservative Hastings and Rye Score: 1417 Won: 33941 Lost: 22009 |
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#31 Dawn Primarolo Labour Bristol South Score: 1641 Won: 25557 Lost: 23284 |
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#32 Harriet Baldwin Conservative West Worcestershire Score: 1457 Won: 31711 Lost: 22167 |
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#33 Karen Bradley Conservative Staffordshire Moorlands Score: 1547 Won: 29094 Lost: 23422 |
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#34 Mary Macleod Conservative Brentford and Isleworth Score: 1391 Won: 38420 Lost: 24172 |
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#35 Caroline Spelman Conservative Meriden Score: 1483 Won: 30801 Lost: 23011 |
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#36 Eleanor Laing Conservative Epping Forest Score: 1454 Won: 32512 Lost: 23474 |
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#37 Sharon Hodgeson Labour Washington and Sunderland West Score: 1752 Won: 24267 Lost: 26187 |
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#38 Sheryll Murray Conservative South East Cornwall Score: 1750 Won: 23099 Lost: 25023 |
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#39 Louise Ellman Labour Co-operative Liverpool, Riverside Score: 1603 Won: 26219 Lost: 23980 |
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#40 Nicky Morgan Conservative Loughborough Score: 1439 Won: 31179 Lost: 22966 |
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#41 Lynne Featherstone Liberal Democrat Hornsey and Wood Green Score: 1405 Won: 32971 Lost: 23069 |
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#42 Chloe Smith Conservative Norwich North Score: 1453 Won: 32434 Lost: 24770 |
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#43 Jo Swinson Liberal Democrat East Dunbartonshire Score: 1448 Won: 30191 Lost: 22935 |
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#44 Maria Miller Conservative Basingstoke Score: 1408 Won: 31098 Lost: 22164 |
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#45 Emma Reynolds Labour Wolverhampton North East Score: 1446 Won: 32645 Lost: 24768 |
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#46 Siobhain McDonagh Labour Mitcham and Morden Score: 1445 Won: 29947 Lost: 23019 |
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#47 Susan Jones Labour Clwyd South Score: 1366 Won: 34561 Lost: 23302 |
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#48 Roberta Blackman-Woods Labour City of Durham Score: 1660 Won: 24957 Lost: 25792 |
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#49 Shabana Mahmood Labour Birmingham, Ladywood Score: 1422 Won: 31524 Lost: 23505 |
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#50 Jenny Willot Liberal Democrat Cardiff Central Score: 1433 Won: 29115 Lost: 22097 |
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#51 Rosie Winterton Labour Doncaster Central Score: 1549 Won: 26303 Lost: 23839 |
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#52 Rushanara Ali Labour Bethnal Green and Bow Score: 1382 Won: 33113 Lost: 23718 |
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#53 Andrea Leadsom Conservative South Northamptonshire Score: 1828 Won: 21187 Lost: 27011 |
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#54 Luciana Berger Labour Co-operative Liverpool, Wavertree Score: 1256 Won: 47162 Lost: 26487 |
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#55 Jane Ellison Conservative Battersea Score: 1815 Won: 21444 Lost: 27083 |
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#56 Katy Clark Labour North Ayrshire and Arran Score: 1518 Won: 27801 Lost: 25081 |
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#57 Lorely Burt Liberal Democrat Solihull Score: 1543 Won: 25981 Lost: 24303 |
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#58 Heidi Alexander Labour Lewisham East Score: 1280 Won: 37546 Lost: 23227 |
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#59 Alison Seabeck Labour Plymouth, Moor View Score: 1594 Won: 24491 Lost: 24911 |
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#60 Louise Bagshawe Conservative Corby Score: 1343 Won: 36758 Lost: 26074 |
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#61 Emily Thornberry Labour Islington South and Finsbury Score: 1445 Won: 28019 Lost: 23471 |
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#62 Julie Elliot Labour Sunderland Central Score: 1400 Won: 28725 Lost: 22536 |
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#63 Barbara Keeley Labour Worsley and Eccles South Score: 1301 Won: 34337 Lost: 22749 |
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#64 Fiona ODonnell Labour East Lothian Score: 1568 Won: 24416 Lost: 24597 |
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#65 Loraine Fullbrook Conservative South Ribble Score: 1831 Won: 20288 Lost: 27360 |
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#66 Kate Hoey Labour Vauxhall Score: 1879 Won: 20383 Lost: 28771 |
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#67 Yasmin Qureshi Labour Bolton South East Score: 1482 Won: 26599 Lost: 23977 |
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#68 Joan Ruddock Labour Lewisham, Deptford Score: 1441 Won: 27440 Lost: 23326 |
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#69 Sarah Newton Conservative Truro and Falmouth Score: 1742 Won: 21337 Lost: 26464 |
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#70 Kerry McCarthey Labour Bristol East Score: 1362 Won: 31007 Lost: 23549 |
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#71 Mary Glendon Labour North Tyneside Score: 1674 Won: 22245 Lost: 26042 |
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#72 Karen Lumley Conservative Redditch Score: 1781 Won: 20615 Lost: 26993 |
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#73 Diana Johnson Labour Kingston upon Hull North Score: 1460 Won: 26363 Lost: 23694 |
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#74 Tracey Crouch Conservative Chatham and Aylesford Score: 1416 Won: 29659 Lost: 25117 |
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#75 Liz Kendall Labour Leicester West Score: 1304 Won: 36304 Lost: 25512 |
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#76 Bridget Phillipson Labour Houghton and Sunderland South Score: 1305 Won: 36311 Lost: 25568 |
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#77 Hazel Blears Labour Salford and Eccles Score: 1600 Won: 23581 Lost: 25665 |
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#78 Yvette Cooper Labour Normanton, Pontefract and Castleford Score: 1454 Won: 27002 Lost: 24338 |
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#79 Catherin McKinnell Labour Newcastle upon Tyne North Score: 1302 Won: 36283 Lost: 25582 |
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#80 Lilian Greenwood Labour Nottingham South Score: 1308 Won: 32754 Lost: 23444 |
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#81 Alison McGovern Labour Wirral South Score: 1339 Won: 31054 Lost: 23503 |
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#82 Fiona Bruce Conservative Congleton Score: 1816 Won: 20340 Lost: 28140 |
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#83 Jenny Chapman Labour Darlington Score: 1387 Won: 29826 Lost: 24543 |
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#84 Lisa Nandy Labour Wigan Score: 1319 Won: 34219 Lost: 25247 |
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#85 Anne McIntosh Conservative Thirsk and Malton Score: 1764 Won: 20729 Lost: 27683 |
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#86 Yvonne Fovargue Labour Makerfield Score: 1749 Won: 20677 Lost: 27399 |
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#87 Margaret Curran Labour Glasgow East Score: 1659 Won: 21948 Lost: 26573 |
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#88 Debbie Abrahams Labour Oldham East and Saddleworth Score: 1273 Won: 32559 Lost: 22780 |
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#89 Cathy Jamieson Labour Co-operative Kilmarnock and Loudoun Score: 1762 Won: 21214 Lost: 28741 |
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#90 Teresa Pearse Labour Erith and Thamesmead Score: 1381 Won: 29387 Lost: 24948 |
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#91 Gemma Doyle Labour Co-operative West Dunbartonshire Score: 1296 Won: 33413 Lost: 24677 |
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#92 Valerie Vaz Labour Walsall South Score: 1282 Won: 32688 Lost: 23963 |
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#93 Si?¢n James Labour Swansea East Score: 1666 Won: 21409 Lost: 26867 |
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#94 Pamela Nash Labour Airdrie and Shotts Score: 1196 Won: 38407 Lost: 23803 |
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#95 Gloria de Piero Labour Ashfield Score: 1172 Won: 40265 Lost: 23933 |
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#96 Diane Abbott Labour Hackney North and Stoke Newington Score: 1800 Won: 20148 Lost: 29202 |
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#97 Harriet Harman Labour Camberwell and Peckham Score: 1497 Won: 24686 Lost: 25563 |
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#98 Jessica Morden Labour Newport East Score: 1274 Won: 32515 Lost: 23890 |
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#99 Stella Creasy Labour Walthamstow Score: 1224 Won: 38502 Lost: 25984 |
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#100 Helen Jones Labour Warrington North Score: 1621 Won: 21652 Lost: 26399 |
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#101 Caroline Flint Labour Don Valley Score: 1153 Won: 42890 Lost: 24946 |
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#102 Pat Glass Labour North West Durham Score: 1698 Won: 20631 Lost: 27461 |
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#103 Meg Hillier Labour Co-operative Hackney South and Shoreditch Score: 1346 Won: 27818 Lost: 23699 |
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#104 Linda Riordin Labour Co-operative Halifax Score: 1820 Won: 19005 Lost: 28912 |
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#105 Laura Sandys Conservative South Thanet Score: 1836 Won: 18742 Lost: 29324 |
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#106 Kate Green Labour Stretford and Urmston Score: 1630 Won: 21198 Lost: 27124 |
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#107 Angie Bray Conservative Ealing Central and Acton Score: 1941 Won: 17722 Lost: 30513 |
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#108 Lyn Brown Labour West Ham Score: 1662 Won: 20746 Lost: 27643 |
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#109 Mary Creagh Labour Wakefield Score: 1400 Won: 25533 Lost: 25103 |
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#110 Pauline Latham Conservative Mid Derbyshire Score: 1785 Won: 19639 Lost: 29993 |
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#111 Michelle Gildernew Sinn Fein Fermanagh and South Tyrone Score: 1768 Won: 19767 Lost: 29863 |
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#112 Rachel Reeves Labour Leeds West Score: 1205 Won: 34933 Lost: 25499 |
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#113 Ann McKechin Labour Glasgow North Score: 1799 Won: 18245 Lost: 29233 |
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#114 Maria Eagle Labour Garston and Halewood Score: 1796 Won: 18155 Lost: 29123 |
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#115 Anne Milton Conservative Guildford Score: 1719 Won: 19094 Lost: 28715 |
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#116 Th?©r?®se Coffey Conservative Suffolk Coastal Score: 1818 Won: 18668 Lost: 30808 |
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#117 Tessa Jowell Labour Dulwich and West Norwood Score: 1843 Won: 18213 Lost: 30761 |
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#118 Ann Coffey Labour Stockport Score: 1736 Won: 18526 Lost: 28703 |
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#119 Ann Clwyd Labour Cynon Valley Score: 1725 Won: 18727 Lost: 28830 |
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#120 Margaret Hodge Labour Barking Score: 1550 Won: 20351 Lost: 27066 |
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#121 Karen Buck Labour Westminster North Score: 1725 Won: 18087 Lost: 29279 |
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#122 Madeleine Moon Labour Bridgend Score: 1772 Won: 17614 Lost: 29799 |
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#123 Gisela Stuart Labour Birmingham, Edgbaston Score: 1700 Won: 18839 Lost: 29860 |
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#124 Joan Walley Labour Stoke-on-Trent North Score: 1736 Won: 17684 Lost: 29835 |
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#125 Angela Eagle Labour Wallasey Score: 1741 Won: 17282 Lost: 30254 |
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#126 Chi Onwurah Labour Newcastle upon Tyne Central Score: 1661 Won: 18131 Lost: 29789 |
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#127 Meg Munn Labour Co-operative Sheffield, Heeley Score: 1753 Won: 17149 Lost: 30787 |
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#128 Angela Smith Labour Penistone and Stocksbridge Score: 1730 Won: 16986 Lost: 30171 |
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#129 Naomi Long Alliance Belfast East Score: 1702 Won: 17756 Lost: 31486 |
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#130 Helen Goodman Labour Bishop Auckland Score: 1821 Won: 15951 Lost: 31975 |
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#131 Heather Wheeler Conservative South Derbyshire Score: 1904 Won: 15393 Lost: 34740 |
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#132 Caroline Lucas Green Party Brighton, Pavilion Score: 1356 Won: 22311 Lost: 29641 |
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#133 Anne McGuire Labour Stirling Score: 1695 Won: 15705 Lost: 32970 |
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#134 Julie Hilling Labour Bolton West Score: 1676 Won: 15537 Lost: 32317 |
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#135 Rosie Cooper Labour West Lancashire Score: 1708 Won: 14987 Lost: 34452 |
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#136 Margaret Beckett Labour Derby South Score: 1563 Won: 14827 Lost: 35513 |
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#137 Sandra Osborne Labour Ayr, Carrick and Cumnock Score: 1576 Won: 14597 Lost: 35636 |
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#138 Fiona MacTaggart Labour Slough Score: 1535 Won: 14370 Lost: 35038 |
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#139 Glanda Jackson Labour Hampstead and Kilburn Score: 1498 Won: 14356 Lost: 34551 |
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#140 Sheila Gilmore Labour Edinburgh East Score: 1541 Won: 13931 Lost: 35361 |
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#141 Anne Begg Labour Aberdeen South Score: 1489 Won: 14398 Lost: 34887 |
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#142 Annette Brooke Liberal Democrat Mid Dorset and North Poole Score: 1528 Won: 13764 Lost: 34954 |
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