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In addition to my wanting to create a fun and memorable tool to
help the British public get to know their Members of Parliament, I
thought it would be an interesting opportunity to hold the first
ever parliamentary beauty contest and find out once and for all
which MPs and Parties have the most sex-appeal. Although I fully
expect this to offend some people, this was never my intention and
I hope you will see the funny side.
Enjoy, Francis Boulle Mixed Male Female
Which MP would you rather have sex with? www.sexymp.co.uk |
| Caroline Dinenage | Susan Jones | |
| Conservative | Labour | |
| Gosport | Clwyd South |
Results
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#1 Penny Mordaunt Conservative Portsmouth North Score: 1821 Won: 50092 Lost: 29207 |
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#2 Nicola Blackwood Conservative Oxford West and Abingdon Score: 1863 Won: 46427 Lost: 28784 |
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#3 Charlotte Leslie Conservative Bristol North West Score: 1800 Won: 53464 Lost: 30985 |
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#4 Claire Perry Conservative Devizes Score: 1817 Won: 46423 Lost: 28895 |
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#5 Rebecca Harris Conservative Castle Point Score: 1815 Won: 46461 Lost: 29218 |
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#6 Caroline Nokes Conservative Romsey and Southampton North Score: 1759 Won: 44905 Lost: 27670 |
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#7 Esther Mcvey Conservative Wirral West Score: 1745 Won: 46875 Lost: 28951 |
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#8 Mary Macleod Conservative Brentford and Isleworth Score: 1742 Won: 46251 Lost: 29493 |
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#9 Theresa Villiers Conservative Chipping Barnet Score: 1772 Won: 42714 Lost: 28924 |
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#10 Amber Rudd Conservative Hastings and Rye Score: 1751 Won: 41074 Lost: 27450 |
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#11 Anna Soubry Conservative Broxtowe Score: 1704 Won: 41822 Lost: 27492 |
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#12 Sarah Wollaston Conservative Totnes Score: 1686 Won: 42312 Lost: 27071 |
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#13 Priti Patel Conservative Witham Score: 1705 Won: 43039 Lost: 29055 |
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#14 Elizabeth Truss Conservative South West Norfolk Score: 1725 Won: 42777 Lost: 30552 |
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#15 Harriet Baldwin Conservative West Worcestershire Score: 1726 Won: 38286 Lost: 27729 |
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#16 Nadine Dorries Conservative Mid Bedfordshire Score: 1707 Won: 40390 Lost: 29185 |
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#17 Caroline Dinenage Conservative Gosport Score: 1662 Won: 41545 Lost: 28523 |
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#18 Eilidh Whiteford Scottish National Party Banff and Buchan Score: 1579 Won: 49500 Lost: 29865 |
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#19 Anne Maine Conservative St Albans Score: 1702 Won: 37928 Lost: 28112 |
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#20 Maria Miller Conservative Basingstoke Score: 1688 Won: 37607 Lost: 27682 |
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#21 Louise Bagshawe Conservative Corby Score: 1705 Won: 43401 Lost: 33595 |
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#22 Justine Greening Conservative Putney Score: 1728 Won: 37648 Lost: 30097 |
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#23 Eleanor Laing Conservative Epping Forest Score: 1657 Won: 39371 Lost: 28810 |
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#24 Caroline Spelman Conservative Meriden Score: 1664 Won: 37462 Lost: 28516 |
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#25 Nicky Morgan Conservative Loughborough Score: 1642 Won: 37792 Lost: 28366 |
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#26 Chloe Smith Conservative Norwich North Score: 1657 Won: 39179 Lost: 30191 |
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#27 Helen Grant Conservative Maidstone and The Weald Score: 1657 Won: 35527 Lost: 28670 |
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#28 Karen Bradley Conservative Staffordshire Moorlands Score: 1641 Won: 35692 Lost: 28835 |
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#29 Jackie Doyle-Price Conservative Thurrock Score: 1718 Won: 31093 Lost: 27941 |
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#30 Theresa May Conservative Maidenhead Score: 1679 Won: 34285 Lost: 29517 |
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#31 Jessica Lee Conservative Erewash Score: 1666 Won: 33775 Lost: 28697 |
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#32 Margot James Conservative Stourbridge Score: 1669 Won: 33520 Lost: 28614 |
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#33 Luciana Berger Labour Co-operative Liverpool, Wavertree Score: 1493 Won: 52670 Lost: 35713 |
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#34 Tracey Crouch Conservative Chatham and Aylesford Score: 1639 Won: 36338 Lost: 30670 |
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#35 Anne Marie Morris Conservative Newton Abbot Score: 1638 Won: 33037 Lost: 28047 |
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#36 Angela Watkinson Conservative Hornchurch and Upminster Score: 1655 Won: 32787 Lost: 28813 |
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#37 Susan Jones Labour Clwyd South Score: 1571 Won: 39347 Lost: 31503 |
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#38 Sarah Teather Liberal Democrat Brent Central Score: 1474 Won: 51716 Lost: 35724 |
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#39 Cheryl Gillan Conservative Chesham and Amersham Score: 1654 Won: 31562 Lost: 28757 |
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#40 Stella Creasy Labour Walthamstow Score: 1495 Won: 43622 Lost: 34703 |
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#41 Lisa Nandy Labour Wigan Score: 1534 Won: 39017 Lost: 33516 |
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#42 Caroline Flint Labour Don Valley Score: 1408 Won: 47967 Lost: 34212 |
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#43 Heidi Alexander Labour Lewisham East Score: 1420 Won: 42849 Lost: 31932 |
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#44 Bridget Phillipson Labour Houghton and Sunderland South Score: 1478 Won: 41445 Lost: 33807 |
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#45 Barbara Keeley Labour Worsley and Eccles South Score: 1448 Won: 38911 Lost: 30983 |
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#46 Sylvia Hermon Independent North Down Score: 1483 Won: 34564 Lost: 29338 |
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#47 Jo Swinson Liberal Democrat East Dunbartonshire Score: 1469 Won: 35418 Lost: 29782 |
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#48 Jane Ellison Conservative Battersea Score: 1678 Won: 28050 Lost: 31031 |
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#49 Jenny Willot Liberal Democrat Cardiff Central Score: 1465 Won: 34259 Lost: 28926 |
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#50 Natascha Engel Labour North East Derbyshire Score: 1478 Won: 32855 Lost: 28653 |
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#51 Lynne Featherstone Liberal Democrat Hornsey and Wood Green Score: 1441 Won: 37442 Lost: 31657 |
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#52 Kerry McCarthey Labour Bristol East Score: 1464 Won: 35340 Lost: 30967 |
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#53 Tessa Munt Liberal Democrat Wells Score: 1508 Won: 32394 Lost: 30258 |
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#54 Rushanara Ali Labour Bethnal Green and Bow Score: 1443 Won: 37681 Lost: 32083 |
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#55 Katy Clark Labour North Ayrshire and Arran Score: 1538 Won: 32342 Lost: 31692 |
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#56 Sheryll Murray Conservative South East Cornwall Score: 1533 Won: 29747 Lost: 28974 |
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#57 Debbie Abrahams Labour Oldham East and Saddleworth Score: 1416 Won: 37357 Lost: 30883 |
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#58 Lilian Greenwood Labour Nottingham South Score: 1410 Won: 37459 Lost: 31505 |
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#59 Catherin McKinnell Labour Newcastle upon Tyne North Score: 1398 Won: 41062 Lost: 33914 |
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#60 Andrea Leadsom Conservative South Northamptonshire Score: 1608 Won: 27781 Lost: 30933 |
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#61 Pamela Nash Labour Airdrie and Shotts Score: 1338 Won: 43124 Lost: 32741 |
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#62 Kate Hoey Labour Vauxhall Score: 1624 Won: 28555 Lost: 32454 |
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#63 Liz Kendall Labour Leicester West Score: 1384 Won: 41259 Lost: 33914 |
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#64 Jessica Morden Labour Newport East Score: 1418 Won: 37269 Lost: 32323 |
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#65 Rachel Reeves Labour Leeds West Score: 1399 Won: 39797 Lost: 33932 |
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#66 Siobhain McDonagh Labour Mitcham and Morden Score: 1399 Won: 34326 Lost: 29705 |
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#67 Alison McGovern Labour Wirral South Score: 1405 Won: 35905 Lost: 31463 |
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#68 Julie Elliot Labour Sunderland Central Score: 1403 Won: 33131 Lost: 29041 |
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#69 Gloria de Piero Labour Ashfield Score: 1287 Won: 45341 Lost: 33038 |
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#70 Anne McIntosh Conservative Thirsk and Malton Score: 1593 Won: 27411 Lost: 31526 |
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#71 Gemma Doyle Labour Co-operative West Dunbartonshire Score: 1374 Won: 38317 Lost: 32934 |
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#72 Emma Reynolds Labour Wolverhampton North East Score: 1388 Won: 37559 Lost: 32944 |
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#73 Jenny Chapman Labour Darlington Score: 1381 Won: 35967 Lost: 31744 |
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#74 Louise Ellman Labour Co-operative Liverpool, Riverside Score: 1447 Won: 30863 Lost: 30089 |
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#75 Shabana Mahmood Labour Birmingham, Ladywood Score: 1375 Won: 36032 Lost: 31515 |
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#76 Dawn Primarolo Labour Bristol South Score: 1447 Won: 30272 Lost: 29485 |
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#77 Yvette Cooper Labour Normanton, Pontefract and Castleford Score: 1440 Won: 31625 Lost: 30818 |
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#78 Karen Lumley Conservative Redditch Score: 1564 Won: 27007 Lost: 30896 |
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#79 Valerie Vaz Labour Walsall South Score: 1358 Won: 36801 Lost: 31768 |
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#80 Yasmin Qureshi Labour Bolton South East Score: 1436 Won: 31138 Lost: 30363 |
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#81 Teresa Pearse Labour Erith and Thamesmead Score: 1370 Won: 35396 Lost: 31823 |
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#82 Loraine Fullbrook Conservative South Ribble Score: 1557 Won: 26797 Lost: 31166 |
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#83 Fiona ODonnell Labour East Lothian Score: 1457 Won: 29673 Lost: 30706 |
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#84 Pauline Latham Conservative Mid Derbyshire Score: 1645 Won: 26238 Lost: 34115 |
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#85 Fiona Bruce Conservative Congleton Score: 1571 Won: 26667 Lost: 32144 |
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#86 Lorely Burt Liberal Democrat Solihull Score: 1414 Won: 31210 Lost: 30808 |
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#87 Diana Johnson Labour Kingston upon Hull North Score: 1395 Won: 31020 Lost: 29907 |
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#88 Mary Creagh Labour Wakefield Score: 1452 Won: 29750 Lost: 31443 |
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#89 Laura Sandys Conservative South Thanet Score: 1640 Won: 25297 Lost: 33451 |
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#90 Rosie Winterton Labour Doncaster Central Score: 1381 Won: 31214 Lost: 30001 |
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#91 Alison Seabeck Labour Plymouth, Moor View Score: 1434 Won: 29424 Lost: 31017 |
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#92 Joan Ruddock Labour Lewisham, Deptford Score: 1339 Won: 31892 Lost: 29703 |
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#93 Sharon Hodgeson Labour Washington and Sunderland West Score: 1423 Won: 30565 Lost: 32504 |
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#94 Sarah Newton Conservative Truro and Falmouth Score: 1447 Won: 27808 Lost: 30468 |
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#95 Emily Thornberry Labour Islington South and Finsbury Score: 1339 Won: 32187 Lost: 30349 |
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#96 Hazel Blears Labour Salford and Eccles Score: 1407 Won: 29260 Lost: 31488 |
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#97 Cathy Jamieson Labour Co-operative Kilmarnock and Loudoun Score: 1534 Won: 26511 Lost: 34624 |
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#98 Anne Milton Conservative Guildford Score: 1521 Won: 25491 Lost: 32780 |
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#99 Harriet Harman Labour Camberwell and Peckham Score: 1364 Won: 29511 Lost: 31691 |
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#100 Helen Jones Labour Warrington North Score: 1444 Won: 27017 Lost: 32433 |
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#101 Roberta Blackman-Woods Labour City of Durham Score: 1330 Won: 31199 Lost: 32085 |
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#102 Meg Hillier Labour Co-operative Hackney South and Shoreditch Score: 1274 Won: 31938 Lost: 30234 |
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#103 Th?©r?®se Coffey Conservative Suffolk Coastal Score: 1558 Won: 25362 Lost: 35181 |
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#104 Margaret Curran Labour Glasgow East Score: 1415 Won: 27633 Lost: 32531 |
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#105 Margaret Hodge Labour Barking Score: 1477 Won: 25690 Lost: 32684 |
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#106 Mary Glendon Labour North Tyneside Score: 1376 Won: 27540 Lost: 31975 |
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#107 Kate Green Labour Stretford and Urmston Score: 1421 Won: 26835 Lost: 33145 |
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#108 Linda Riordin Labour Co-operative Halifax Score: 1498 Won: 24604 Lost: 33942 |
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#109 Karen Buck Labour Westminster North Score: 1522 Won: 23665 Lost: 33502 |
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#110 Tessa Jowell Labour Dulwich and West Norwood Score: 1524 Won: 24447 Lost: 34994 |
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#111 Si?¢n James Labour Swansea East Score: 1390 Won: 26842 Lost: 32878 |
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#112 Ann Clwyd Labour Cynon Valley Score: 1497 Won: 24111 Lost: 33695 |
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#113 Pat Glass Labour North West Durham Score: 1419 Won: 25847 Lost: 33073 |
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#114 Gisela Stuart Labour Birmingham, Edgbaston Score: 1443 Won: 25418 Lost: 33614 |
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#115 Angie Bray Conservative Ealing Central and Acton Score: 1501 Won: 24628 Lost: 34859 |
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#116 Lyn Brown Labour West Ham Score: 1420 Won: 26049 Lost: 33471 |
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#117 Michelle Gildernew Sinn Fein Fermanagh and South Tyrone Score: 1445 Won: 26587 Lost: 35528 |
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#118 Yvonne Fovargue Labour Makerfield Score: 1404 Won: 26040 Lost: 33287 |
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#119 Chi Onwurah Labour Newcastle upon Tyne Central Score: 1479 Won: 23818 Lost: 33943 |
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#120 Ann Coffey Labour Stockport Score: 1437 Won: 24120 Lost: 33642 |
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#121 Diane Abbott Labour Hackney North and Stoke Newington Score: 1407 Won: 25502 Lost: 34689 |
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#122 Maria Eagle Labour Garston and Halewood Score: 1407 Won: 23544 Lost: 33559 |
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#123 Meg Munn Labour Co-operative Sheffield, Heeley Score: 1465 Won: 22719 Lost: 34946 |
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#124 Angela Smith Labour Penistone and Stocksbridge Score: 1420 Won: 22959 Lost: 34338 |
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#125 Madeleine Moon Labour Bridgend Score: 1395 Won: 23055 Lost: 34088 |
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#126 Joan Walley Labour Stoke-on-Trent North Score: 1392 Won: 23166 Lost: 34119 |
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#127 Angela Eagle Labour Wallasey Score: 1391 Won: 22748 Lost: 34600 |
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#128 Heather Wheeler Conservative South Derbyshire Score: 1508 Won: 22847 Lost: 39638 |
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#129 Caroline Lucas Green Party Brighton, Pavilion Score: 1337 Won: 26335 Lost: 37706 |
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#130 Helen Goodman Labour Bishop Auckland Score: 1460 Won: 21576 Lost: 36120 |
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#131 Ann McKechin Labour Glasgow North Score: 1313 Won: 23629 Lost: 33734 |
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#132 Naomi Long Alliance Belfast East Score: 1373 Won: 23278 Lost: 36049 |
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#133 Julie Hilling Labour Bolton West Score: 1371 Won: 21382 Lost: 36420 |
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#134 Sandra Osborne Labour Ayr, Carrick and Cumnock Score: 1472 Won: 20643 Lost: 39768 |
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#135 Anne McGuire Labour Stirling Score: 1377 Won: 21268 Lost: 37183 |
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#136 Rosie Cooper Labour West Lancashire Score: 1413 Won: 20443 Lost: 38529 |
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#137 Glanda Jackson Labour Hampstead and Kilburn Score: 1421 Won: 20152 Lost: 38999 |
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#138 Fiona MacTaggart Labour Slough Score: 1363 Won: 20387 Lost: 39650 |
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#139 Anne Begg Labour Aberdeen South Score: 1345 Won: 20462 Lost: 39379 |
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#140 Annette Brooke Liberal Democrat Mid Dorset and North Poole Score: 1395 Won: 19684 Lost: 40083 |
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#141 Margaret Beckett Labour Derby South Score: 1326 Won: 20647 Lost: 39819 |
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#142 Sheila Gilmore Labour Edinburgh East Score: 1245 Won: 19166 Lost: 41995 |
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